You'd give...your internet provide at least 3 months to provide you with the service you are posting to receive?
Your cable/satellite company?
Your electric company?
Perhaps a gym you're taking a membership at?
How about your cell phone? You'd pay 3 or 6 month subscriptions to your cell service if they promised they'd provide the package you're paying for...eventually, yes? When they get around to it?
And you'd be willing; indeed, simply delighted; to have to farm tokens using your phone with other people in order to unlock its features, yeah? You're not one of those casuals that thinks you should just be able to push a button and get whatever app you want, are you?
I bet you are, you lazy cow. You failure. You don't want to work Thor anything and you think cell providers should just dish you up on a silver platter whenever you want something, and you don't appreciate anything. When a new phone from some crappy new manufacturer comes along, you'll run right along.
You people are why we can't have nice cell phones. You think nice is haVing everything handed to you because you're all 'pay 2 call' scrubs that are too lazy to rise to the challenge of making friends that will man switchboards and help you beat ice off wires in the winter so you can earn something for once.
Because cell phones are social tools. You're supposed to use them with others. All these modern cells are changing their focus to cater to you losers, with their apps and movie players and music making studio told and cameras and photo editing utilities right there in the phones.
You people don't even know what its like to turn a rotary dial. You're why the cell industry is a crap filled casual cesspit, nobody hardly even ness to shovel do much as a scoop of coal to heat their houses (just pay2heat too anymore), and you all think its so great.
Well, here's your telling off of the century; cells stole all their good ideas from telegraphing! What would you people do if you s were faced with a telegraph nowadays? You'd cry like milkfaces because it didn't run crysis while taking stupid pictures of your cast to send to people in some other country that are just as failface lazy and stupid and entitled as you.
The cell industry should bring back telegraphs and make all of your cellphones stop working.
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