What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

[VitoScaletta]

I liked the cactaur jack as its my first memory of this game

No one knows why Cactuar Jack feels the need to rain his thousand needles down upon all who happen by, because few have lived long enough to ask him... not that he would answer if he were asked, or that anyone would be able to understand him if he were to answer.

[vpc]

Best in game joke yet, especially knowing that its probably not a joke at all :

[Marks]

As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

But really, I liked this one...

I came to this thread with the very same intention of posting that cutscene. Well done lol!

I absolutely loved the whole GSM quest line.

[Amenian]

There's a guy in Lower La Noscea who has an unseemly attraction to his sheep.

[Evangela]

As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

But really, I liked this one...

It's funny cuz Serah doesn't have any ass in XIII-2.

[Conradus]

This goes for any ingame dialogue, FATE, quest, etc, etc.

For me personally, it would have to be that FATE in the Hot Springs when you have to throw "Scarface" out because of his "leering", it's just.. he's a goddamn ixali and the dialogue and everything is just priceless.. xD

Another funny reference is a FATE in Aleport called "The Iron-Contra Affair", I chuckled a bit at that xD..

Also that long quest chain in highbridge with that guy and his hair tonic.. xD The best part is that you get to come back 20 levels later and do it again..

The funniest moment in v2.0 isn't here yet, because Hildibrand has yet to make his appearance.

[Coris]

I can only speak for the german client, so...
There is a FATE in Coerthas named "Gaviator (or Domigator, can't remember right now) - Tag der Abrechnung" what I'd translate into this "Gaviator/Domigator - Judgement Day"

Also there has to be a group of NPCs in Limsa talking about Thal Icebound who happens to be a Lore-affine player: "How come you never heard of Thal Icebound?" (Somewhat.)
Sadly I couldn't find them yet. Would be awesome if someone could tell me the coordinates :3

[Inerri]

The goblin who teaches you materia melding says something like "It [melding] may succeed, it may fail. It is only for those unweak of the bladder". That location in general is full of win

[SkyfangRauss]

funniest in-game joke I've see?

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[Evangela]

funniest in-game joke I've see?

1017

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Not as bad as "Unable to obtain NA/EU server list".