What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

[Feathery]

This goes for any ingame dialogue, FATE, quest, etc, etc.

For me personally, it would have to be that FATE in the Hot Springs when you have to throw "Scarface" out because of his "leering", it's just.. he's a goddamn ixali and the dialogue and everything is just priceless.. xD

Another funny reference is a FATE in Aleport called "The Iron-Contra Affair", I chuckled a bit at that xD..

Also that long quest chain in highbridge with that guy and his hair tonic.. xD The best part is that you get to come back 20 levels later and do it again..

[Aoshi1]

As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

But really, I liked this one...

[NoctisCaelus]

"Why are you selling Titan runs? You're ruining the game for everyone!"

[Magnus]

[AestaValis]

There are NPC's in Limsa Lominsa that are trying to coerce a woman into taking a bodice examination.

[Ilenya]

Not a joke, but still...

"I swear, if I painted "CERTAIN DEATH" on one door and "LIMITLESS WEALTH" on another, nine out of ten adventurers would go through the first, and the other bloke wouldn't be able to choose, on account of bein' Ul'dahn."

Ah, Momodi.

[Jwrigh7784]

There is a quest in Ul'Dah, for the weaver's guild I believe, where you have to find out what color is popular for a dress. One of the NPC's mentions the color black and says something like: "Everyone knows that once you go black you never go back". I was kind of surprised to see that the first time but it always makes me chuckle.

[MrHeat]

I loved the shout out to Star Trek. when you finally get on the Enterprise to head to Garuda the Elf kids says "engage" to get cid to head out.

[enelyafefalas]

The Cancer FATE is called "It's Not Lupus". I love it!

[faris]

In 1.0 there was a pirate talking about his captain's fawning over some girl. He said something like "He's polishing his mast just thinkin' about her" and I died laughing. But, sadly, this was one of the dialogues which got adjusted even before 2.0 rolled around.