Shouldn't different mounts have different speeds (or other similar attributes)?

[duki]

I know it's crazy to imagine what someone with confidence is like in person, but yeah, you'd be amazed how many people really enjoy someone with an opinion and the gumption to defend it.

What you want is purely I'm a bigger gamer than you, "this is my epeen please worship me in the only realm I can do well in." Simply having different mounts is enough, no need to add speed to it. The last thing we need are fate humpers outrunning the rest of us.

If you would have used this defense instead of the "you're stupid, I'm right", I would have been fine with that.