I demand a Primal Jesus boss

[Anonymoose]

See, Odin was purportedly a mythological pillar of badassery. Jesus was purportedly a humble man whose victories were of borne of a heart and spirit that embraced meekness and charity. I don't see him dropping "equivalent gear to what Odin drops." I see him dropping... like, I guess Weathered Sandals. And maybe some tilapia. He'd probably just give them to you, even. The instance would start and you'd see a system message, like, "The Power of Christ Compels You." and then all the free slots in your inventory would be bread and fish. And you'd be like, man, thanks, Primal Jesus. Is that what you're asking for? I'm not sure it fits with the overall theme.