Another thing that bugs me is, if they're so fond of non-human, please fill in these forms style support then fine; I don't mind convoluted processes and form-filling-in, but when it's effective not when it make you feel like you're Alice in Wonderland.
Why don't they just set up an automated, dedicated site for fixing this clearly very common problem for example? I can't see it taking more then 3/4 hours work for someone with the power to administrate subscription days. bonus items etc.
Something like "www.accidental-second-service-account-self-help-wizard.com" or whatever, users just go there, log in, fill in the same information I assume we've all filled in on their never-gonna-happen ticket system, then the site, as automatic as registration happened just does it's automatic stuff and voila; service accounts sorted.
If they're worried people will find some way of giving themselves free time or messing it up, well, they can browse over all the instances at their own leisure weeks and months after 99% of the users have already fixed the problem for themselves.
I want to help SE help me but they seem to make it impossible.
Also, with all this really poor Customer Service, and the general feeling that SE either don't give a shite about it's customers or are just so large a company that they employ people so deep into business strategies and marketing predictions that concepts like "hire more customer support around launch time" are like asking someone with Aspergers Syndrome to consider other people's feelings.
...they're kinda starting to look like Shinra from FFVII.
It's just a matter of time before they start mining the planet's soul.