Outside of the game being generally unplayable for many and down as much as up so far...

The game is incredibly generic. The questing is mindless and easy. It's the same thing as any WoW clone made even more generic and easy. Everything about this game is simplified beyond the already simple WoW clone template, at least initially.

A game doesn't need to be complex to be good, obviously, but there needs to be something going on that presents challenges and causes any measureable brain activity? No...gaming that's on par with watching TV is desired? I weep.

The game has potential that can't be measured right now since you can barely play. A in, hopefully it gets better the further in you get because cute and easy really doesn't cut it.

Calling this the greatest game ever seems both premature and pretty much silly.

You must not play very many games and/or you have very low standards and expectations.