Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

[Kallera]

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

[Forgo]

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

Mortal Fantasy XIV: A Realm Torn...Please look forward to it!! coming to Chocobox 360 and MS3 (Moogle Station 3)

[Antanias]

:Shot of me posing with a big staff, with lousy weather outside Thanalan(Because Kallera):
Much has changed since the last update of FFXIV,
:shot of Fernehalwes sneaking around laptops, then sucked into the screen:
dark forces of of the void have begun invading Eorzea.
:Evil Sublimen charging the plains:
These attacks have greatly weakened Eorzea's dimensional fabric, enabling not only voidsent from entering Eorzea...
:shot of Colibri bowling over Fernehalwes:
but warriors from other domains as well.

ONLY THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY WARRIORS COULD POSSIBLY MEET THIS CHALLENGE.

Hu Lan!
Princess Niqote!
Sub Forgo!
Crim!
Zerosion Ferodatz!
Vergil!
Chibi Minstrel!
Eagleeyes "Dhalmel"!

DRIVEN BY POSTINGS AND BOUND BY THREADS THESE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF THE REALM!

Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

[Kallera]

Wouldn't that make me a Scorpion variant? I could throw a ball of yarn at someone and pull them towards me yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" before punching them in the gut :O

And if you want to continue:

Jinrya-Geki = Reptile, seeking to save his lost race of toberrians.

Abriael= Kano, Unless there's an Australian out there willing to typecast themselves? ^^