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    Could you be suffering from Beta Fever?

    Do you suffer for listlessness at work? When you get home do you turn on a game only to be bored 5 minutes later? Does life seem like it should involve more chocobos? Do you find yourself waking up at night and chanting "Please look forward to that" over and over.

    If so you may be suffering from FFXIV BETA Fever.

    Symptoms may also include:
    Checking the Lodestone over and over.
    Thinking about the graphical intensity of grass more than normal.
    Finding yourself buying clothing in colors that reflect your home in Eorzea.

    If you are suffering from one or more of the symptoms, please be patient. The team at Square Enix is working hard on a cure. Please look forward to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post
    Denmo had it right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedri View Post
    Denmo had it right.
    I wish I could like your post again.
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    It's gotten so bad that when I'm about to walk somewhere in town, I whistle for Zephyr (my Chocobo) and wait for a little while... then get disappointed when I don't hear a high pitched squeak a few seconds of lag later.
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    Beta can't get here fast enough. T.T
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dav View Post
    Do you suffer for listlessness at work? When you get home do you turn on a game only to be bored 5 minutes later? Does life seem like it should involve more chocobos? Do you find yourself waking up at night and chanting "Please look forward to that" over and over.

    If so you may be suffering from FFXIV BETA Fever.

    Symptoms may also include:
    Checking the Lodestone over and over.
    Thinking about the graphical intensity of grass more than normal.
    Finding yourself buying clothing in colors that reflect your home in Eorzea.

    If you are suffering from one or more of the symptoms, please be patient. The team at Square Enix is working hard on a cure. Please look forward to that.
    That is a misdiagnosis - that is really symptoms of FFXIV Withdrawal - going cold-turkey with a FFXIV addiction is not good as the FFXIV drug is so potent and addictive (not the least because of the 'End of an Era' variant). Temporary treatments are available for FFXIV Withdrawal, but the excess toxicity of the drug makes such measures only mildly effective at best.

    But yeah, Square Enix's pharmacists are working hard on a cure for this epidemic, called 'A Realm Reborn ~ Beta Test Phases 1-4'. Will need to be taken in increasing doses every day for four-five months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rannie View Post
    Aaaaannnd now I just had a mental image of Lahabrea walking into a store called Bodies R Us and trying on different humans.... >.<

    Lahabrea: hn too tall... tooo short.... Juuuuuust right.
    Venat was right.

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    The only prescription for my fever is more beta.
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    Valarian Root helps.................Take 4 daily.
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    I miss my mother and father, Freddie Mercury, my home state but most of all, I miss my Ian Nai in FFXIV so yes I can't wait for BETA!!
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