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  1. 01-23-2013 07:55 PM #37
    Gugnir
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    I just want to point out that eating a Lalafell is very bad for your health. Side effects may include:

    rectal-cranial inversion
    toe jam football
    minor blindness
    slight cardiac arrhythmia
    a touch of rigor
    Idiopathic Colitis
    Random Dyslexia
    Sticky Wicket
    Bee's Knees
    Chocobo Fever
    Death
    Death by firing squad
    Death by flare
    Death by mega flare
    excessive nasal mucous
    sudden and unexplained onset of hives
    eye farts
    appearance of extra digits (hands/feet)
    uncontrollable obsession with Liberace
    swallowing of tongue
    intermittent ignorance


    Sources:
    A.J Durai. Drugs of Abuse—First Edition. Gridania, Safe Practice Management, Free Company, 2013.

    "Lalamphetamine". National Drug Center of Ul'dah.. Retrieved, Second Umbral Moon 5th Name Day.

    Shatotto. "Lalamphetamine-induced degeneration of dopaminergic neurons and effects of autophagy and upregulation of dopamine synthesis on lower life forms". The Journal of Lalascience : the official journal of the Society for Lalascience, Ul'dah.
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