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    Aedan Yarborough
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alerith View Post
    Why does everyone have to be so racist towards the kettle? ; ;
    Because everyone knows kettles are inferior kitchenware. Coffee makers are smarter and they don't whistle at you incessantly until you pay attention to them.

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    Kickle Cubicle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wynn View Post
    Because everyone knows kettles are inferior kitchenware. Coffee makers are smarter and they don't whistle at you incessantly until you pay attention to them.
    Plus, the real political power in the kitchen is controlled by the influence of the kettleists, just because they have the hot water. The juicers deserve a free and independent state!
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    Player Alerith's Avatar
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    Alerith Rayneheart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eekiki View Post
    Plus, the real political power in the kitchen is controlled by the influence of the kettleists, just because they have the hot water. The juicers deserve a free and independent state!
    Hell no. The Juicers have been fighting kitchen politics with their own party, the Lemon Party. The Kettleists have the right idea with their Tea Party.
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