Lalafell Master Plan

[Gramul]

I still don't understand this lalafel being eaten thing. We built/own Ul'dah, we have Papalymo secretly ruling Gridania, because he is way cooler than the Grand Company Ruler. Sure we don't have a large force in Limsa, but what is there of interest? Absolutely nothing so we ignore it, for now.

What makes you think we are being eaten, when there are millions of us and so few of the other races? While you have to look down at us to try and hit us, we have direct sight to your vulnerable knees.

With these facts, it's clearly obvious, we lalafel are the highest on the food chain.

You are small. I am big.

[Keith_Dragoon]

What makes you think we are being eaten, when there are millions of us and so few of the other races? While you have to look down at us to try and hit us, we have direct sight to your vulnerable knees.

With these facts, it's clearly obvious, we lalafel are the highest on the food chain.

There are millions of fish in the sea yet a small boat of a few dozen or so humans catch them by the hundreds and they are far from the top of the food chain.

Seriously though, I love Lalas and would never cause them any physical harm nor would I attempt to devour their cute faces. Hell my in-game fiance is a Lala and I will make him mine so I can spend my days combing his awesome mustache!

[Jinrya-Geki]

You are small. I am big.

David vs Goliath?

[Gramul]

David vs Goliath?

I'll put a helmet on.

[Jinrya-Geki]

I also have a tonberry friend to help me!

[HiirNoivl]

I'll put a helmet on.

We don't aim for the head. :3