Why is everyone just jumping around in the alpha footage?

[Lirion]

Because it's fun.

[Gramul]

Because it's fun.

You think shooting girl scouts is fun?
What's wrong with you people?

[Lirion]

You think shooting girl scouts is fun?
What's wrong with you people?

Yes because jumping and shooting little girls is exactly the same thing.

[Gramul]

Yes because jumping and shooting little girls is exactly the same thing.

Finally someone understands. Jumping is evil, twisted and unnatural. If man where meant to junp, we would have been born with springs.

[Lirion]

Finally someone understands. Jumping is evil, twisted and unnatural. If man where meant to junp, we would have been born with springs.

Or legs that could bend!

[Gramul]

Or legs that could bend!

Those are for crawling to running. Both feet are not meant to leave the ground!
Or at least not at the height of your whole body, jeez.
That's why gravity pulls em down as fast as it can.

[Lirion]

Those are for crawling to running. Both feet are not meant to leave the ground!
Or at least not at the height of your whole body, jeez.
That's why gravity pulls em down as fast as it can.

Maybe dalamud destroyed the crushing gravity of 1.0 and we became like Rock Lee when he takes off those weights from his feet.