Sorry everyone, this is completely not about the subject - I am just replying to Preypacer.
Sorry Preypacer, I was infact writing my post to you with a tongue in cheek but I should know that no one - not even the people on this forum who say they write it, understand satire...
But to answer you:
They are only imaginary if you think I have read all the 600+ posts you have posted on these forums my dear, I never said I have been to all threads on these forums.
You say you write satire but yet you can't take any of it back... hence the "lol" and the ":P" in my post.
All I can say to you is lighten up a bit and that if you start to poke the fire you might burn your fingers. If you start writing sarcastic critisism on forums, you will get sarcastic response back. It's not attacking, it's people giving you what you give them.
So go on and untwist your knickers, no one is waging war here, it's all just a bit of fun.