Grand Companies of Eorzea Page Updated! (07/05/2012)

[Mug]

Clarion Call to the Commission of Officer
Near all now know of the Eorzean Alliance—that adamant and ambitious accord recently reached by the Grand Companies of the realms’ three most potent political powers. That to which the miscognizant multitudes may not be privy is the system of shared stations and regimented ranks within the Immortal Flames, Maelstrom, and Order of the Twin Adder. Days so dire demand organization and order, and so the ranks and their commissions were constructed to create a clear chain of command.

We shall speak here on the commission of officer, for on the sturdy shoulders of these samsonian souls sits a great responsibility—the leading of our alliance’s armies to fight and foray on the frontlines of battle. Initial intentions indicated only those well-studied in the ways of waging war were to be named worthy of the officer commission, yet the Grand Companies have since taken to promoting to these proud posts the best and brightest of the adventurers among them. Droves of these daring and dauntless heroes have more than proven their merit and mettle in both combat and command capacities. Their awesome accomplishments have boldly blazed a trail for the intrepid—for any and all possessed of these sorely sought and sovereign skills to rise in rank and claim the commission of officer



The Grand Companies have proclaimed the provision of painstakingly produced panoplies and other gear befitting the epic endeavors of their officers. This author had chance to see several such souls bedecked in their newly acquired arms and armor on a recent visit to the Hall of Flames. What with whispers of war with Garlemald turning to talk of a decisive battle on the horizon, perhaps these heroes’ hands hold our only hope.

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I hate to be a Negative Nancy here, but it kinda feels like they thought "Hey, it's been two weeks of no info on the Lodestone. Let's make a newspaper article with no interesting info, to make it appear that we're giving them an update".

[Antanias]

This is usually the kind of stuff they post before upcoming patch info starts coming in. Next week, I bet we start to see info regarding 1.23 (or I could be wrong and 2.0 site goes up in its place).

[yukikaze_yanagi]

They always did. What's the news ?

[Antanias]

They always did. What's the news ?

People are aware of Dalamud now,

Grand Companies are all buddy-buddy,

Imperials are large in number and still suck,

Coconuts do not migrate,

And your shoes are untied

[AsterBarnivere]

People are aware of Dalamud now,

Grand Companies are all buddy-buddy,

Imperials are large in number and still suck,

Coconuts do not migrate,

And your shoes are untied

THE END IS NIGH! (That's all we have to know)

[Chardrizard]

Coconut...

[yukikaze_yanagi]

People are aware of Dalamud now,

Grand Companies are all buddy-buddy,

Imperials are large in number and still suck,

Coconuts do not migrate,

And your shoes are untied

You forgot dodos ensuring survival with 3 watermelons

[Starlord]

2.0 is around the Corner and they are busy busy busy now.. so its kinda hard to put out any info out right now, I understand that

[Antanias]

You forgot dodos ensuring survival with 3 watermelons

<--gives the Yuki Kitty a ball of yarn.

How could I have missed that?

[Coombah]

2.0 is around the Corner and they are busy busy busy now.. so its kinda hard to put out any info out right now, I understand that

It's not hard to put out info.. Write x Email x Translation = New Info.