What if...

[Orca]

I think that as time goes by, all BGM in the game will gradually be phased out for 'Ride of The Valkyries' by Wagner (unless youre on a chocobo) as we realise its actually being emitted by Dalamud. We'll then log in to a cut scene of a red, flaming, post apocalyptic Vanadiel where only mithra survive, having canniblised the other races. They'll be swinging their samurai swords, equipped only with wedding dresses and racial underwear to pillage Eorzea of its miqote men.

Obviously, they'll realise they arrived a bit too early and they'll have to concoct a really convoluted plan of action involving time mages, the lifestream, Odin and Sephiroth that will bring about the age of 2.0

[Keroa]

I think that as time goes by, all BGM in the game will gradually be phased out for 'Ride of The Valkyries' by Wagner (unless youre on a chocobo) as we realise its actually being emitted by Dalamud. We'll then log in to a cut scene of a red, flaming, post apocalyptic Vanadiel where only mithra survive, having canniblised the other races. They'll be swinging their samurai swords, equipped only with wedding dresses and racial underwear to pillage Eorzea of its miqote men.

Obviously, they'll realise they arrived a bit too early and they'll have to concoct a really convoluted plan of action involving time mages, the lifestream, Odin and Sephiroth that will bring about the age of 2.0

So much laughter this brought me.
Good job.