Petition for characters with a beer belly in 2.0

[Mug]

While I'm all for as many character options as possible, would it make sense for out characters to have beer-bellies? Considering we're adventurers/soldiers, we're supposed to be in good physical condition. But then, we do have lalafell doing as much DMG and tanking as good as a Roagedyn, so I guess my point has already failed lol.