
Oh hey, it's you. Seems like you're a known character on here. If you want to necropost, maybe try out this thread and everyone else can have a good laugh too
Lets have some laughs!!
Anyone make up any ff14 jokes yet
Here's mine:
Two lalafell's walk into a bar, sit down and order a couple of drinks.
Bartender says "That'll be 6 gil boys"
The lalafell throws over a bag of gil.
The bartender opens it up, counts it, smiles and says
"sorry boys your a lil short"
*edit changed bag to bar lmao oops
Ok your guy's turn!
Guy paid $12 to complain on a forum LMAO
It's worse since he paid $12 subs for months, bought the completed editions, made alt accounts then boosted them, and then did this for years and years despite hating ffxiv in every topic he made like it's weird addiction to be mocked constantly vs paying real money to do it as a hobby.








I'm really sad XIV has lost enough popularity that the google image of Alphinaud and Alisae sleeping that I enjoyed posting on these threads is entirely gone.
Now I'll just say OP's subs to post these bought all his favorite scions some tacos.
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Last edited by ZephyrMenodora; 07-02-2026 at 09:36 AM.




Where's my bag of tacos fashion accessory?


Honestly, there's something very wrong if you have to pay for that much for a mere drink during a RP event. RP money = emote paying... any actual gil given is to be seen more like a tip.

Your statement says more about you than about anyone else. I have my sub because I love this game. Currently replaying all 300 hours of msq on my alt account because I love it that much. I grind relic weapons, do weekly raids, level my classes up and run treasure hunts etc. There’s a lot to do in this game and not everyone just runs dailies, afk or roleplay. LolMust of been for all the time gated dailies and weeklies that take months to finish a side questline, or maybe it was how much fun the undercutting wars are against people who pay for dozens of accounts and retainers. Oh no now i remember, it was that juicy 2010 server tickrate that makes everything competitive a joke.
Seriously, this game is held up by a single thin crutch which is "you gotta see the full ff14 story its so good" yet everyone in game trash talks about 300 hours worth of it. This game has nothing to offer outside of its cutscenes unless you actually enjoy paying 500k gil for imaginary drinks at an ERP casino full of fembros. Or afking 18+ hours a day in town. For some reason lots of you sub for those activities.
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