Why take raiding seriously? Why take achievements seriously? Fishing? CC? Parsing?
Why take anything serious? Believe in nothing. Never try, that's easier. Lets just queue in and all stand still.
Because why try? Its uncool to try. Its cooler to be bored. Why do you like what I dont like? I like you more when you give up. Competitive passion? My discord ekitten won't swoon over that. I need to lower my voice by 52 more octaves, and it'll crack if I have to strain my finger pressing Guard. Can we all just throw? Queueing isnt actually for gameplay. I dont like final fantasy gameplay. I dont respect it, it's a waste of time. That's not why I logged in, I logged in to find the love of my life afking with white hair and boba eyes. Why don't you feel the same as me? PvPing? in a PvP mode? They didnt even design it the way I would have liked that would have made me the winner every time-your priorities are just all wrong.