Use Your Mitigation in M11S or Get Out of My PF

[os12ispeak]

I'm Watashia and I'm fucking done babysitting shitters who refuse to press buttons. This isn't about parsing—it's about not being deadweight. When mechanics hit for 120k raw instead of 60k because you're too lazy to press your buttons, you're getting CARRIED and you don't deserve the clear.
REQUIREMENTS FOR MY PARTIES - NOT SUGGESTIONS:
MELEE - FEINT:

Feint Weapons 1 / Dance of Domination
Feint Weapons 2 AND Ultimate Weapons - NO EXCUSES

To melee bitching about Feint during 2-min: SHUT THE FUCK UP. You lose NOTHING pressing one oGCD. Wiping because you're a selfish parse-monkey is worse. Press your fucking button or uninstall.
WARRIOR: Shake Weapons 2 (2nd/3rd) OR Arcadia if PLD. Shake Ultimate (4th/5th). Brain-dead easy.
PALADIN: Passage + Veil opener. Passage Weapons 2 (2nd/3rd) and Ultimate (4th/5th). If you fuck this up you're trolling.
TANKS - REPRISAL:

MT: Weapons 1 / Arcadia + Ultimate 1-3
OT: Opener / DoD / One For All (DON'T REP WEAPONS 2 YOU FUCKING DONKEY)

GNB/DRK TOGETHER = INSTANT BLACKLIST. You have ZERO useful party mit. Everything is physical damage. You're dead fucking weight griefing 6 other people. Play PLD/WAR or don't queue.
PHYSICAL RANGED: Samba/Tact/Troub on 1st Weapon, DoD, One And Only. Three buttons total. If you can't do this, delete the game.
CASTERS - ADDLE: Opener, stack+spread/Arcadia 2, One And Only, Flatliner, Majestic. Not fucking hard.
WHITE MAGES - STOP PLAYING LIKE BOTS:

STOP USING BELL ON DOD AND TEMP ON WEAPONS 1 YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS
TEMP: WEAPONS 2 AND ULTIMATE 3+ (Divine Caress weapon 4-6)
BELL: Opener 3rd/4th GCD + Ultimate 2+/3+
PLENARY EXISTS: Weapons 1 AND stack/spread after Weapons 2. Two fucking buttons.


WEAPONS 2 SHOULD NOT HURT AT ALL. If it does, you failed. Period.
Don't argue when I call you out. I'm not your fucking babysitter. You're missing 30-40% mit coverage and expecting others to carry you. Earn your clear or leave.
MY party, MY rules. Press your mits or fuck off.

Watashia

[SekiaTa1ga]

You seem to be really good at regulating your emotions and having self awareness.

Edit: Using Party Finder and expecting to not get absolute drones from time to time is like applying as a garbage worker and complaining you have to pick up trash.

[Hanzz96]

Watashia my goat

[Rithy255]

Are you ok???

First off, Drk/gnb raid wides are part physical now so I don't even know why it's a issue to run either one, Second off you don't need some sort of mitigation spreadsheet to pass the fight, obviously its good to place and time things better when the party needs it but it's not like you can't just communicate when you want someone to press a mitigation.

Idk this post comes across as rage bait, obviously if someone was refusing to use any mitigations then yeah sure you'd have a point but the idea that someone's trolling because they don't magically know when you want them to mit is just absurd. Considering Shield healers and Pure Healers change up when they also put up mits/heals its a party responsibility to effectively communicate instead of just expecting. Maybe just calm down and tell people where to mitigate in your PF, if they forget remind them ect. If your trying to run a clear party and someone is clearly just not bothering after you call them out then yeah maybe just kick them?

Also how are people still stuck on this fight in PF, shouldn't gear be good by now? and as long as people dont have too much damage downs or being downed then I don't see how people are still struggling with enrage.

[Saraide]

Most normal crashout OP ever had.

[SamRamen]

Lol? Touch grass dude.

I know you. In fact, a lot of people know you. You have a reputation in Ult pf, and not a good one btw. Not that you care anyway.

You joined my statics DSR pf back in Nov, a few months ago.
All you did was spam annoying macros, get passive aggressive with everyone in the party for the simplest mistakes, and rage quit after 3 pulls.

You and I both know parsing had to do with this. I did some "research," and in your recent M11S kill, you died 27s in due to damage.
Im going to make a wild guess that you made this post because your parse got ruined and you're just salty.

Don't get me wrong, pf sucks, but your post is just pure cringe.
With those "demands," have fun sitting in an empty pf, where you belong. And I hope every pf kicks you when you join.

I won't be replying to you btw.

[VeyaAkemi]

Idk this post comes across as rage bait

Doesn't come across as rage bait to me, it comes across as an unhinged, incoherent crashout.

[Hanzz96]

Most normal crashout OP ever had.

Honestly yeah this is really tame for Watashia lmao

[NightHour]

XD 10/10 crashout.

[theunhappypotato]

this is funny