Main story patch 7.4
If Sphene is going to be queen of Alexandria then she really, really should be accompanied by at least one or two loyal Alexandrians to bodyguard her or act as her retainers. Hire some of those outskirts hunters or Arcadion fighters, I am sure some of them would be okay with being royal bodyguards. It is unreasonable for her to expect that the Scions would be at her beck and call to escort her everywhere, and she definitely can't go out into the world alone.
Sphene's diplomatic mission to the surviving towns on the Ninth means nothing for Alexandria because the stargate is located within Tural's territory in South America, not where Alexandria is now located in North America. Any trade from Treno through the stargate to Alexandria would have to first go through the stargate and emerge in Tural, and pass through hundreds or thousands of miles within Tural's domain before reaching Alexandria. Aside from specialized Electrope support, there is no way for Alexandria to beat Tural as a trade partner for the towns of the Ninth as the costs of overland travel and border tariffs would cause the prices of Alexandria goods to increase. So Sphene just enriched her neighboring country that she was just at war with rather than her own.
Despite us visiting a town inhabited by Lalafells, we haven't gotten any actual Lalafell lore or culture like when we went to the Azim Steppe and learned about Xaela, or Viera, or the Dwarves on the First. Disappointing.
The Doomtrain was a fun boss. Cool mode, and the first boss fight we have had in - how many years? - that has terrain on the field, with there being two floors and crates you can hide behind. It feels somewhat WoW-esque with how the fight moves from train platform to platform.
More repetitive longwinded goodbyes for people we had JUST met.
Calyx is back. I am starting to sense a pattern. Ever since Ishikawa started touching the main story during Stormblood, she has been trapped in this pattern where she writes a villain, the villain is not well received, so then she brings the villain back from the dead and tries to play him off more sympathetically to "redeem" him. She did this with Yostuyu, then Zenos, then Asahi/Fandaniel, then Sphene, and now Calyx. Calyx is a turbo mass murderer who dissolves people's souls into liquid aether so they can't even reincarnate via the Lifestream so he can achieve a parody of eternal life. Look forward to his sad goodbye scene in the next expansion and the historical revisionism about how he was such a misunderstood, tragic soul.
We get a new character introduced named Halmarut, who is a surviving sundered Ascian. In spite of Yoshida's promise that the Ascian story ended in 6.0. And now Halmarut is insinuating that because Hydaelyn is gone, the Reflections are going to collapse. What happened to the brand new storyline that was promised? Instead this is just a continuation/rehash of the first storyline.
Halmarut's faux ditzy bookworm girl mannerisms do not make her very intriguing as a villain. At least, not at the moment. I didn't find Emet interesting in the ShB patches either, but given what happened to the FF14 story after ShB I am not confident they will pull another rabbit out of their hat like him.
The main story continues to be bad and is why I keep dragging my feet to do it whenever a new patch comes out. The pacing continues to be abysmally slow. There is no tension as no one or places we care about are truly at risk, villains are not threatening.
Arcadion tier 3 story
The story overall ended as anticipated (ie the President was not evil, everything turns out alright) and was okay. There was nothing really wrong with it, but I am little jaded of the "actually, the villain did it all for you! He was the true hero all along sacrificing himself against the true threat!" I have seen over and over and over again. It presents a world in which there is all of this fighting and kidnappings and other foul things happening, but there are no perpetrators. Everybody was a good boy, and evil does not exist.
Arcadion story likewise wound up having a lackluster ending since the villainy and tension/consequences evaporated.
Doomtrain fight was a novel fight, though.