Furniture and the issue of having to glitch

[Mawlzy]

So I'm just going to bring this up: Why is this even a thing still? We have to glitch for placement of items, when wouldn't it be simpler to create a third category as "floor" kin pieces such as stages, the lofts, and many other items that could count as the floor itself, allowing free placement? I don't know if it's even possible to do what I want with the glitch, Aka, put the coffin on a stage.

I think the bigger problem will be getting the vampire in the coffin.