Heck the Bed

[Dusk_Shardveil]

A little something impromtu and off the cuff while we wait for the servers to come back on-line. ^.^



Old man Ifrit went to bed
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
He lay down his weary head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Rock hard where he lay his head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Woke mad as a demon and slew them dead.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

A battle is assured for those that dread...
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
... the Ifrit's glare from his rocky bed.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Those parties of 4 or 8 they lay there dead.
Oh Heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
Ifrit ate them for breakfast and fried their head.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.

Dipped them in lava like gravy and bread.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.
For breakfast is its finest when served in bed.
Oh heck that bed, oh heck that bed.