WTF SE FIX GARUDA DROP RATE NOW!!! 200 KILLS NO DROP WTF?!?

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

Did you.... Did you just "Reply With Quote" to yourself O_o

I believe he did. I... don't even think I've considered doing that.

[Fiosha_Maureiba]

I believe he did. I... don't even think I've considered doing that.
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On my eighth chocobo.
My seventh chocobo fell on a culinarian and the only way to get him off was to eat him.
The sixth was not fabulous enough to survive the world merge.

Until today. Oh btw, I ate your chocobo. The ninth is on it's way.

Until today. Oh btw, I ate your chocobo. The ninth is on its way.

Fixed that for you...

[Ricky]

I'm glad they are offering new weapons so I don't have to deal with those kinds of people (I know OP is satire)

[Malakhim]

...Your too much of a Debbie Downer!

I take offence to this! What did all the Debbies in the world do to be looked upon and given such a negative connotation!? For that matter, why are Nancys looked down as "negative"!?

This behavior must desist post haste!

Good day to you, sir!

[Dragon]

I take offence to this! What did all the Debbies in the world do to be looked upon and given such a negative connotation!? For that matter, why are Nancys looked down as "negative"!?

This behavior must desist post haste!

Good day to you, sir!

Shut it, Downing Negative Debbie Nancy.

[Matsume]

Did you.... Did you just "Reply With Quote" to yourself O_o

Is that even possible?

inb4patch1.22

I mean COME ON guys, ive done like 200 speed runs and yet to see a drop!!! This is BS, I hate spamming primals for weapons, don't we have enough already? I mean REALLY why bother with this new content anyway, all we're going to do is QQ about how lame it is, then complete it so we can QQ about how lame the drop rates are!!!! FO REAL YO!

PROS ONLY bro, NO NOOBS ALOUD. LEARN 2 PLAY. U LAGGING? WHERES THE HEALS AT?? You know it's your damn fault every time we die, i should kick you and rep you with another scape goat.

Did I mention the UNBARABLE server LAAAAAAAAAAG and the fact that I don't even want those wepoans cus they look way too fantastical.

GG NOOBS LEARN TO NOT GET CAUGHT IN TORNADO

u know what, I blmae PLing, all these noobs PL their jobs to 50 and don't know how to play there class

YA BRO INORITE?? I JUST KILLED GARUDA FOR LIKE THE 990TH TIME AND HAVE GOTTEN TWO FREAKEN NK CLAWS IN A ROW AND CANT EVEN USE THEM!

WTF MAKE PRIMAL LOOT PASSABLE!! OH YEAH AND GIVE ME A GARUDA FEATHER EVERY WIN TO ALL PT MEMBERS SO WE CAN METHODICALLY FARM ALL WEAPONS FOR ENTIRE LS IN LIKE 3 WEEKS KTHW!!

SICK OF THIS GAME WHY DO I EVEN PAY?? WHATS UP WITH THE COPY PASTE MAPS YO?

WTF...are you talking about freetos for? WE WANT WINGED WEAPONS!!! GIVE ME GARUDA OR GIVE ME DEATH....oh wait...Garuda is death.

tell you what, Garuda weapons drop rate right now is like DL drop rate divided by ifrit drop rate divided by the number of seconds left til patch implementation. I recorded all my wins in a spreadsheet and have only gotten like 2 MNKS fists and a feather!!! Like bobby said:

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WE HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE DROPS

NO.

FREAKIN.

WAY.

U GOT GARUDAS MOTORBIKE? O_O

LEMME RIDER HER BRO!

need moar satire...

OKAY GUYS.

JUST KILLED GARUDA LIEK 500 MOAR TIMES.

NOTHIN BUT CLAWS.

WHAT

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FUX

NOWEI NOT FAIR TWO DROPS IN ONE KILL PLUS CAKE??? HERE I HAVE DONE LIKE 1500 KILLS AND ONLY GET THREE CLAWS CANT EVEN PASS TO MNKS IN PT§ I HATE THIS LUCK BASED LOOT SYSTEM WTF!!

BRO NOWAI, I JUST MATERIAD THE CLAWS I CANT EVEN EQUIP!! IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!

OMG OVER 700 VIEWS

[Starlord]

Is that even possible?

Lol Matsume this is epic for some odd reason :P.

[Matsume]

Lol Matsume this is epic for some odd reason :P.

I have tears of joy streaming down my face right now.

I am so proud... Longest post on the forums! I deserve a title.

[Gao]

I have tears of joy streaming down my face right now.

I am so proud... Longest post on the forums! I deserve a title.

This guy won the bada** reward from me. Time to go on facebook and "Like" all of my comments ive made to my friends

[Roj]

I have tears of joy streaming down my face right now.

I am so proud... Longest post on the forums! I deserve a title.

Can I use it as my sig...

We should ALL do it!