The story was more lacking than usual...and I honestly never expect anything that great from them. But that one was...uh. A dad joke?

I have a question, if anyone here played the event in any other language than english - how does the story go? Because correct me if I'm reading it wrong, but...the whole thing was "the uchiwasshoi gets rid of evil spirits and the cactuars were drunk...spirits??? Drinks?? Get it???? ba dum tss"

Does that even work in any other language or does the quest makes even less sense than that?