New Grand Company Gear (04/23/2012)

[Colino]

Going with the current theme I would venture that the Monk Fists will have Garuda's breasts on them.

"Garuda's Knockers"

I would gladly switch to full time MNK if that were the case. Boobies!

gibberish

I heard that if you repeat WTF 80 times in the same sentence it summons Tanaka from the Netherealm.

You're nearly there!