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    Alyko Cautes
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    Why didn't Doma and Ala Mhigo just get together with the Garleans and barbeque? Maybe they would have realized that they have more in common than they thought and would have peacefully united for a brighter future.
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    Inuro Enderas
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alyko View Post
    Why didn't Doma and Ala Mhigo just get together with the Garleans and barbeque? Maybe they would have realized that they have more in common than they thought and would have peacefully united for a brighter future.
    Seriously lol. Imagine if instead of that lengthy "redemption" Gaius got (a bit questionable if he's properly redeemed too, but let's ignore that for a second) the game showed us a cutscene of his daddy being mean to him. Then he'd cry and then just a second later, everybody would be giving him hugs and telling him what a good boy he actually is.

    Heavensward and Dragonsong War? Why, we should have just gone to the dragons and told them "yo you stupid lizards, you totally forgot your own history, let us just remind you real quick because we somehow know better - see, Shiva literally died to be together with Hraesvelgr. So now you remember and you become peaceful again, easy."

    That entire Endwalker nonsense? Why didn't we just use the power friendship to stop the final days? Are we stupid? Why didn't we give Hermes a Taco so he stops being depressed? Smh.
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