Quote Originally Posted by NoctisUmbra View Post
The current repertoire of forum memberships is superfluous, at best. This can easily be seen by taking a look at the types of threads: Joking, QQ, Meaningful Discussion, and lolPetition.

So I suggest the addition of one Super Advanced Forum Membership that any forum-goer can become by unequipping a Functional Brain. The Super Advanced Forum Membership is:

Super Irrelevant Member
Super Irrelevantly post useless threads that derail within the first 10 responses (with posts that provoke Super Anger)

Rokien or Neptune => SIR

As you can see, it's a simple plan that will allow all readers and posters to tell apart the good threads from the bad and participate in meaningful discussion. It's a lot easier than fretting over how to bring to an end the plague of threads that seem so useless to most even though they were written by people like you and me... probably.

I nominate this as best NoctisUmbra post of all eternity.