So with the final graphical update update having come and gone and no hats announced, how we all dealing with accepting that it's just never going to happen?

What excuse do we think will be used for why Hrothgals can't use hats? They dont have the slouch of the males, or the long ears of Viera. Only thing that would need to be done is make hat versions of the dozen or so Hrothgal-only hairstyles.