Request: Save the prostitutes.

[ZethLyons]

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

[Maeili]

....Seriously?

Oh, oh! And maybe we should also add cool cars! And you can zoom around Ul'dah and drop grenades out of the windows! And then pick up one of the Miqo'te prostitutes and drive behind the Arrzaneth Ossuary and then the car will rock back and forth! And I think they should add the 'f' word into every sentence of every cut scene, while they speak of 'families' and then all NPCs should give quests to go and kill someone and steal their cash because said person-to-be-killed slept with the original NPC's wife!

And then they should rename the game Grand Theft Auto XIV.

Genius!

Is it bad that I imagined a lalafell doing all that?