I think this thread's purpose is served:

Despite that there are more detractors than proponents of removal, we'll see if SE will change the flavor text of the bar stool or stop from making new items poking fun at fictional humanoids in a video game.

Really seems the problem behind the chair itself is a community of socially inept bullies harassing players playing as Lalafells, rather than a tame joke about the idiosyncrasies and stature of the player and their avatar. The game and developers probably didn't intend to design the chair as a cudgel for these bullies to harass players with.

It's a video game, a MMORPG, and you're supposed to have fun in the game, through socializing, or whatever. Just report people who harass and bully you, blacklist them, and continue on your day.

That said, this thread seems to be an showcase of using one's grievances to self-justifiably counter-harass rhetorical detractors.

You can just go to reddit to get off on debatebro and to sea-lion. All points have been made by this point, there's nothing left to contribute except self-righteous posting (like mine) or to comment "lol 50+ pages and going".

tl'dr: this thread has been awesome and introspective into the true genius of the Warriors of Light.