
Originally Posted by
Avoidy
Person A: *sees an unlocked back door in a bank* "Wow, the potential for a robbery exists here."
Person B: *appears from out of nowhere, totally unprompted* "I'm not a bank robber! Stop accusing me! This is slander!"
Person A: "What? I never said you were. Just that the possibility for a robbery exists here, and someone in charge of the bank should do something about it."
Person B: "I am DEFINITELY not a robber. In fact, NOBODY would ever rob this bank! And even if I WERE in the business of obtaining money illegally, I certainly wouldn't do it this way! There are far more efficient ways to illegally earn money, like blackmail, or prostitution. Let me tell you more of those easier ways now!"
Person A: "That's nice, but the door is open so I feel like we should talk about it at least-"
Person C: "I can vouch, unequivocally, that person B would NEVER rob a bank!!! After all, there are more efficient ways to illegally obtain money!!"
Person A: "who the hell are you?? Look, I really just want to hear back from the owners of the bank."
Person D: Yesterday someone accused ME of robbing a bank. I am a persecuted class! *weeps, wipes eyes with 100 dollar bills*
This thread is embarrassing. By itself it's just someone asking for a response from Square about the possibility for RMT from a money printing side hustle that exists in game. Square hasn't posted a reply in these forums in like 6 years. This would've sank to the bottom of the page in a day, but for whatever reason certain people can't help themselves and just bite the hook every time; ironically, doing so only makes them look suspicious as hell in the process. {Great job!}