What do players even do during ERP ?

[Renalt]

I'll take 'em like a boss. Can go up to 5.

We're bidding on things, right?

...right?

I mean I GUESS I could get one of those extender thingies.

[Talonk]

We’ll never know. Because such things are done privately between two people. But people also like to make radical stuff up on what they “could” be doing.

You must not walk through Limsa that much then lmfao they do it in public

[Takamorisan]

I put on my wizard robe and hat.

[Midareyukki]

You must not walk through Limsa that much then lmfao they do it in public

The night my friend bought the Schoolgirl attire thing from the Mogstation, he went to Limsa and a rando shows up and asks him in a /tell "I'll give you 2m to touch you under the skirt".

He just noped right out of there.

Whatever Limsa's doing, they're not doing it right.

I mean I GUESS I could get one of those extender thingies.

It's ok, I'll take any shape and size!

[Talonk]

The night my friend bought the Schoolgirl attire thing from the Mogstation, he went to Limsa and a rando shows up and asks him in a /tell "I'll give you 2m to touch you under the skirt".

He just noped right out of there.

Whatever Limsa's doing, they're not doing it right.



It's ok, I'll take any shape and size!

I wish I had screenshot the first time I saw it. It was a bunch of lala /em groping cat lady LMFAO

[Vahlnir]

I can't even...

It's situations like that where I lose just a little more faith in the human species than I usually do.

[SturmChurro]

...

That skirt has shorts underneath though. We might have shorter shorts, and definitely shorter skirts. As for those sort of tells, that is quite common. I typically end up sticking around the aetheryte anymore, due to traveling DCs dumping me there (for queues). I get licked quite a bit, apparently. (New Gridania)

[RitsukoSonoda]

That skirt has shorts underneath though. We might have shorter shorts, and definitely shorter skirts. As for those sort of tells, that is quite common. I typically end up sticking around the aetheryte anymore, due to traveling DCs dumping me there (for queues). I get licked quite a bit, apparently. (New Gridania)

But the best way to pick friends is to lick everyone and keep the ones that taste good. That way if you ever are in need of an emergency food supply you don't have to worry about it tasting like a 35year old canned military ration... >.>

[Pablomaldito]

They become very proficient at one-handed typing.

[Avoidy]

I'm not in that scene but I imagine it goes pretty hard now that people who mod their characters can allow others to see their modifications, and some of those mods change benign emote animations into synced 2-person sex animations. You hear about a lot of things on this server, even if you're not into it yourself. I bet before all this tech came out, they just sat really close with their clothes off exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk, but now they probably animate themselves railing each other while still exchanging wild paragraphs of raunchy sex-talk.