More Ads that Miss the Mark

[Gemina]

Okay so... I tried googling something for you, which was a gif of someone giving their friend a bowl of popcorn...

But I couldn't find any decent ones, and all the stock photos just look awkward as hell.

Suddenly, I find this.



Americans have different flavours for popcorn? I thought butter, salt and sugar were the only options!

Dude, we even have popcorn flavors after breakfast cereals like cocoa puffs, lucky charms, cinnamon toast crunch, trix, etc. And if you've ever thought. "Ya know? I would love to buy a container of the milk that's leftover after eating a bowl of fruit loops." We won't disappoint you there either.

Here in the States, our theme is "Congestive Heart Failure".

[Midareyukki]

Is that a new hairstyle?

It's one of the ones I like in the game, even for other races ^^

And for once, it doesn't look too unflattering in the Forums XD

Dude, we even have popcorn flavors after breakfast cereals like cocoa puffs, lucky charms, cinnamon toast crunch, trix, etc. And if you've ever thought. "Ya know? I would love to buy a container of the milk that's leftover after eating a bowl of fruit loops." We won't disappoint you there either.

Here in the States, our theme is "Congestive Heart Failure".

'-' I can't tell if that's amazing or if I should be worried...

I mean. Yay for variety and choice? I guess? But also, are you guys okay? You do eat well, yes?

[Deveryn]

It's one of the ones I like in the game, even for other races ^^

And for once, it doesn't look too unflattering in the Forums XD

'-' I can't tell if that's amazing or if I should be worried...

I mean. Yay for variety and choice? I guess? But also, are you guys okay? You do eat well, yes?

Some of us do. Many don't.

[Gemina]

'-' I can't tell if that's amazing or if I should be worried...

I mean. Yay for variety and choice? I guess? But also, are you guys okay? You do eat well, yes?

On a more serious note, the answer to these questions is no. I live in one of the healthiest states among the fifty, and while this is likely true as you will find more people exercising everywhere you go in comparison to other cities and towns; you will also find far more people gorging themselves at fast food restaurants than you will people in the gyms. Easily. A factor that would remain even if you replaced all the fast food places with gyms. When you go to the store, at least 50% of the shoppers are overweight or obese. Fat acceptance isn't a thing anymore. It is now celebrated. Any free thinker can see that there is depopulation agenda going strong. These people are suffering, and need help, and people cheer them on and clap as they stuff a 2k cinnamon role down their throat half naked. We are doing everything to ensure an early exit for them.