Quote Originally Posted by Vyrerus View Post
They pass the butter.

My speculation is more or less that they're inventions of Hydaelyn to help shepherd the Sundered through the hard times she "gifted" to them. Maybe even sculptures, so to speak, of the souls snuffed out in her creation. Like maybe she based them on her compatriots transformed states, even.

I could speculate all day! But alas, it's not as fun these days.
Holy moly, that perfectly captures the way I've felt about this game after EW.