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  1. #51
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyAssassin View Post
    But then youre dead. That means no more hamburger. Is that worth it?
    I mean at that point...I AM hamburger.
    (1)
    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

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    Player Midareyukki's Avatar
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    Harun Asubra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    I mean at that point...I AM hamburger.
    Would you like to be garnished with sesame seed bread or plain buns?
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  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midareyukki View Post
    Would you like to be garnished with sesame seed bread or plain buns?
    Both.

    I don't want none unless you got buns hun.
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

  4. #54
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    I wanted to be a mentor when I grow up but after reading OP I changed my mind...

    No Au'ras, no mentorship sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    I just want a hot FemRa to just kill me. So knowing they can bite my head off just makes things waaaaaay better.
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  6. #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaconBits View Post
    You get me.

    I want us to be two completely different people by the end of the first eight hours.
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    Last edited by Renalt; 11-29-2022 at 04:38 AM.
    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

  7. #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midareyukki View Post
    Au Ri women
    there's no space in Auri btw
    https://www.garlandtools.org/db/#item/9649
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    You can always give unsolicited advice, it's always morally correct

  8. #58
    Player Midareyukki's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SylvAlternate View Post
    there's no space in Auri btw
    https://www.garlandtools.org/db/#item/9649
    huh o,o cool
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  9. #59
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    Reinhardt Azureheim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    So I was doing one of the Omega Trials where you fight Midgardsormr and no one knew the fight. I explain the fight mechanics and even mark myself so people can just stand where I am if in doubt what to do. We finish the fight with a "one and done" and it was all thanks to my mentorship and you know what thanks I got? 6 commendations. 6!

    I'm a MENTOR! What good does a commendation do ME! I was under the impression if you were a mentor then Au Ra women would like throw themselves at your feet to be able to breed with you but NOOoooOOO....I get commendations.

    I get no respect I tell ya...no respect.
    Least horny mentor.
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    Ivan Moondiver
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    Alpha
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    Would you like the crazy battle lust au ras to come at you? I mean I love them but at that point I would pick a taller and beefier race
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