So...fun story about religion...
I was unfortunate enough to be forced to go to a private Christian school for the duration of my High School life ( I'm still salty about this...I feel like I was robbed of a normal high school life ) and pretty much there were two groups of people. People brainwashed by the church of the school that were the children of the parents that went to the school who also happened to be the teachers...or people who were forced cause they were problem kids...like myself!
Anyway this is one of those extremist schools...you know...casting out demons and speaking in Tongues and whatnot. I kid you not I had a day where a girl threw herelf on the ground and starting biting and cursing people so people are like...trying to do Lay on Hands and cure her of her demons. I'm just trying to get to my Chemistry class guys can't you drag her away from the middle of the hall? No? Ok I'll just go the long way around.
One time they were doing these...prayer lines? Well I'm at the start and the priest says some stuff...I'm not paying attention and then he just pokes my head. He then looks at me weird and pokes my forehead again and I'm like "Jab me with those boney fingers again and you're losing them". Well he moves to the girl next to me and says things and pokes her and she throws herself on the ground just bawling her eyes out and I'm like "Ok yeah I'm gonna just excuse myself over here".
They had me video and do the sound for their basketball games cause I was the only one who knew to work it. At some of the games I had a play list that was "religious safe" and I would sneak in Madonna's "Like a Prayer" because it SOUNDS religious...but them double meanings flew over their head...but one adult looks over at me and just does that one slight and slow nod like in that meme. He knew. I knew. It was great cause everyone in the bleachers is just singing along and I'm just grinning ear to ear cause I knew what that song was really about.
Fun Times. I hated it.