Joined Expert roulette, tank is a mentor pld.
I inspect their adventurer plate.
"Please give me head pats"
I pat them.
I get slapped.
Ok rude.

At the end of the roulette I'm pretty absent-minded because I'm voice chatting.
Accidentally type "hello" instead of my usual "nice work" at the end because these lines are pretty much on auto pilot nowadays.
Paladin calls me cringe for "having a hello macro".
Ok, have a nice day, I guess.