I am constantly impressed by people's willingness to bicker over everything.

But for fun, I too did a Google search. In fact, I did two!

1) "Benefits of coffee". Top result:
Boosts energy levels. ...
May be linked to a lower risk of type 2 diabetes. ...
Could support brain health. ...
May promote weight management. ...
Linked to a lower risk of depression. ...
Could protect against liver conditions. ...
Supports heart health. ...
Could increase longevity.

2) "Negative side effects of coffee". Top result:
Restlessness and shakiness.
Insomnia.
Headaches.
Dizziness.
Fast heart rate.
Dehydration.
Anxiety.
Dependency, so you need to take more of it to get the same results.


It's almost like you can find different answers depending on how you phrase your search. And all sorts of websites will pop up to help further 'prove' how right you are! The internet is kinda weird like that. I'm gonna need some long-term studies linked, and several of them, before I can crown a winner in this argument.