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Welcome to 'This Week's News Tonight,' with Breakbeat!
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Good evening, we here at TWNT hope you are well.
Tonight we have an in-depth look at the breakdown of a human psyche. One who, unfortunately, had to learn a life lesson the hard way. One who was a big BRO to all around them. One who LITERALLY WAS YOUR BRO, like, BRO. MY DUDE. One who we hope has matured, after enduring these events.
This human took vague advice off the internet (collective groan from the audience) without bothering to look up any details, or even to verify that what they were being told was true. The human then got particularly angry, and blamed those around them, instead of accepting responsibility for their error.
We will examine all of these things tonight, in just over fifty posts, and you will be amazed - perhaps even disgusted - by the behavior you will see.
We go now to our correspondent in the field, Bro McBroman. Bro? BRO?!"
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The overall lesson to be learned here is that one shouldn't blindly take advice from the public. Sure, if you're trying to decide which flavor of gum to buy, maybe you'll take the advice of your favorite video game community regular and choose a certain flavor. But when you're going to invest a reasonable amount of your own time, it's far better to make sure you know what you are doing, rather than to assume what you are doing is correct.
And as dad always said, WHEN YOU ASSUME, BRO, YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME... BRO.


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