Samurai (meme) Prediction, what will happen first?

[CelestiCer]

What will happen " First "

Will Samurai 6.1 changes and/or Kaiten removal Feedback get acknowledged and addressed?
Or will 1 or more of the following in the list below, happen first...

• MogStation purchasables - Adventure Plate Features
• Next Live Letter
• UI and HuD updated
• Visual Graphics update
• Hrothgar/Viera head glamour fixed
• New Job releases
• Reaper gets buffed
• New Savage Dungeon
• New Gold Saucer mini-games
• FF7 Remake 2 releases
• Sanctuary releases
• We get in-game Chat Bubbles
• Thancred dies
• Machinist gets buffed
• All of MSQ from ARR to EW can be done with the Trust system
• Kick/Ban function implemented for home owners
• Happy 2023
• FFXVI (16) releases
• Urianger dies
• More new Hrothgar Mogstation hairstyles
• New Expansion released
• Female Hrothgar releases
• All normal Dungeons, Trials and Raids can be done with the Trust System
• Y'Shtola gets stuck in the lifestream, again
• Function to deny in-game Friend requests without the Busy status
• The usage of the words parse/barse/color-shopping becomes bannable
• Blitzball gets added to the game
• Next Deep dungeon releases
• Blackmage gets reworked
• Immediate apology for reworking Blackmage
• Blackmage rework changes gets reverted immediately after
• All Extreme and Savage difficulty content can be done with the Trust System
• Kingdom Hearts crossover event happens
• FFXIV Emotes added to in-game chat and Mogstation
• Happy 2024
• Alisaie dies
• Whitemage gets more damage skills
• Square adds first ever lootbox to the Mogstation
• We can place limited NPC's with limited dialogue text in our houses
• All Crafting skills are replaced with just 1 button per Crafting job
• All Gathering skills are replaced with just 1 button per Gatherer job
• Ultimate's can now be done with the Trust System
• All jobs except BLM can only Auto-Crit now
• New hunting log added
• Alphinaud gets married
• Implementation of in-game DPS meter
• FFXIV is now playable on mobile phone
• FFXIV becomes F2P with P2W features
• Summoner gets re-reworked
• Happy 2025
• Krile dies
• Kaiten Emote added to the Mogstation (works for all non-Samurai jobs)
• Square apologizes for Kaiten emote not working for Samurai
• Kaiten Emote now works for Bluemage as well
• Square buffs boob and bust slider
• All of the above happens

Not saying any of the above are good or bad events,
it's about " what's more likely to happen? "

[Reese_Clairdale]

[RyuuZero]

What will happen " First "

Will Samurai 6.1 changes and/or Kaiten removal Feedback get acknowledged and addressed?
Or will 1 or more of the following in the list below, happen first...

• MogStation purchasables - Adventure Plate Features
• Next Live Letter
• UI and HuD updated
• Visual Graphics update
• Hrothgar/Viera head glamour fixed
• New Job releases
• Reaper gets buffed
• New Savage Dungeon
• New Gold Saucer mini-games
• FF7 Remake 2 releases
• Sanctuary releases
• We get in-game Chat Bubbles
• Thancred dies
• Machinist gets buffed
• All of MSQ from ARR to EW can be done with the Trust system
• Kick/Ban function implemented for home owners
• Happy 2023
• FFXVI (16) releases
• Urianger dies
• More new Hrothgar Mogstation hairstyles
• New Expansion released
• Female Hrothgar releases
• All normal Dungeons, Trials and Raids can be done with the Trust System
• Y'Shtola gets stuck in the lifestream, again
• Function to deny in-game Friend requests without the Busy status
• The usage of the words parse/barse/color-shopping becomes bannable
• Blitzball gets added to the game
• Next Deep dungeon releases
• Blackmage gets reworked
• Immediate apology for reworking Blackmage
• Blackmage rework changes gets reverted immediately after
• All Extreme and Savage difficulty content can be done with the Trust System
• Kingdom Hearts crossover event happens
• FFXIV Emotes added to in-game chat and Mogstation
• Happy 2024
• Alisaie dies
• Whitemage gets more damage skills
• Square adds first ever lootbox to the Mogstation
• We can place limited NPC's with limited dialogue text in our houses
• All Crafting skills are replaced with just 1 button per Crafting job
• All Gathering skills are replaced with just 1 button per Gatherer job
• Ultimate's can now be done with the Trust System
• All jobs except BLM can only Auto-Crit now
• New hunting log added
• Alphinaud gets married
• Implementation of in-game DPS meter
• FFXIV is now playable on mobile phone
• FFXIV becomes F2P with P2W features
• Summoner gets re-reworked
• Happy 2025
• Krile dies
• Kaiten Emote added to the Mogstation (works for all non-Samurai jobs)
• Square apologizes for Kaiten emote not working for Samurai
• Kaiten Emote now works for Bluemage as well
• Square buffs boob and bust slider
• All of the above happens

Not saying any of the above are good or bad events,
it's about " what's more likely to happen? "

[*]The Broken Kiku-Ichimonji gets added as a Katana Glamour to the Gold Saucer

[Kabooa]

I predict we'll get another Samurai thread.

[cjbeagle]

All of the above.

Also, Riot's MMO launches and there's a mass exodus of people who are bored of braindead job design.

[Kleeya]

I predict countless new threads asking for 1 button combo in pve like in pvp, complaining about "button bloat", and how there is way too much different buttons to press in this game even for easy to play jobs like reaper.

And also at the same time, numerous others threads where people will not understand why jobs are becoming more and more braindead, why kaiten is not coming back, why drg did lose life surge in 6.2, and saying that absolutely no player ever did ask for that.

[butchersblock]

I predict we'll get another Samurai thread.

I'm happy you're with us through thick and thin, reading the posts

[CKNovel]

What will happen first?

Kaiten restored or Hyperblast Hypercharge&Heatblast getting charges?
Both heavily requested, one has been for years.

[Shurrikhan]

What will happen first?

Kaiten restored or Hyperblast getting charges?
Both heavily requested, one has been for years.

??? What is Hyperblast? There is Hypercharge, which has two charges (consumes 50 of 100 gauge), and Heat Blast... which is a GCD and thus has no use for charges (bankable recasts).

Do you mean Overheated and stacks, respectively?

[KurenXIV]

What will happen first?

Kaiten restored or Hyperblast getting charges?
Both heavily requested, one has been for years.

One is an enhancement to a job, the other is a request to revert of a wildly unpopular change. They aren't comparable.