Soul Crystals ranked based on edibility and how good they taste

[NegativeS]

20. MNK: mmmmm pee ice



19. RPR: This is giving me 'crude oil' vibes, which I guess is fitting considering the job's lore origin.



18. DNC: It just looks like a rock. Quartz crystal, to be exact. Not tasty.



17. SGE: If the detailing was green instead of blue, I would say it looks like a spearmint. But since it's blue, it looks like toothpaste. No thanks.



16. DRK: This one definitely looks like it would burn. Like someone was cooking spike-shaped bread but left it in the oven for several hours too long. Maybe let it cool down so it doesn't have a glowing red inside.



15. RDM: Cherry cough drop.



14. PLD: Just an ice cube, no more, no less. Imagine a Paladin's soul crystal melting in their pocket during combat.



13. BRD: Looks like someone ripped a piece out of a head of lettuce. Lettuce is a very neutral taste, neither good nor bad.



12. BLU: Listerine Fresh Breath Mint Square, except it's several stuck together that you still decided to put on your tongue because you have no self control.



11. NIN: Black rock candy, maybe? It looks like it would hurt...



10. DRG: Someone froze Glacier Freeze Gatorade and gave it to you. Not bad, but would be better not frozen.



9. WHM: Um... hard-boiled egg? If it has salt, then I'll eat WHM rocks by the dozen.



8. SCH: Blueberry? The yellow detailing is kind of throwing me off; reminds me of a Cub Scout uniform.



7. MCH: Listerine Fresh Breath Mint Square, applied properly.



6. SAM: You guys ever have those root beer barrel candies? This is what it looks like, except misshapen. At least, from a distance.



5. SMN: Green apple candy. Or just a green apple. Either way.



4. AST: The round shape, the orange color... It looks like an orange hard candy that someone carved cards into. Can't go wrong here.



3. GNB: Sugar cookie. Delicious.



2. BLM: It's a grape.



1. WAR: Fruit punch candy!!!



Honorable mention: The DoH soul crystals. They're just plaques. Inedible.