Thank you for purchasing a Cruise! (Satire)

[Mykhel]

We appreciate your business! Your cruise dates can begin as early as December 3rd! Be advised, you have 30 days to use your cruise whenever you want! Have fun!

**December 3rd**

We apologize! We overbooked your cruise line and there are no rooms available at this time... but if you wait, we have another Cruise Liner coming around soon! Please wait on this rickety boarding bridge for your chance to board! This cruise line is not responsible for any bad weather or other circumstances for you falling off our rickety bridge. However, if you fall off this bridge at any time, you must return to the end of the line.

**December 8th**

We understand you haven't been able to enjoy a single day of your cruise experience so we're going to extend the days you can take your cruise by one week! Totally free!

"But I haven't been able to use the cruise at all. How is it a free week if I don't get to be on the ship for the first week? Isn't that just the same 30 days I would've had if I could've boarded the first day?"

TOTALLY FREE! Thank you for your question. Please return to the line.

**Finally on Cruise**
"Wow! This is great! The wait was worth i---"
**In a drunken, lore-driven stupor, falls from cruise ship**
"Ma'am, excuse me, can I jump to the front of the line? I was just on the cruise but accidentally fell off."
Sorry, sir! If you fall into the water off the ship for ANY reason, you must wait in line on the rickety boarding bridge to get back on the ship!
"But I was just on the ship! My friends were with me! They're waving at me right there! I can see them!"
Sorry, sir! If you fall into the water off the ship for ANY reason, you must wait in line on the rickety boarding bridge to get back on the ship! Have a great day and enjoy your cruise!

[SpaghettiPie]

We're in the same world.

You're online right now.

I don't get it.

[Mykhel]

We're in the same world.

You're online right now.

I don't get it.

AFTER BEING IN THE QUEUE FOR 4 HOURS.

I have roughly 90 minutes to play now before I have to sleep.

[SpaghettiPie]

And I was in the queue for 3. We waited our turns, now we get to play.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

AFTER BEING IN THE QUEUE FOR 4 HOURS.

I have roughly 90 minutes to play now before I have to sleep.

Congrats, you beat Login Savage.
Now go enjoy the game already.

[Mykhel]

And I was in the queue for 3. We waited our turns, now we get to play.

I got booted to the end of the queue. I should've been on 2 and a half hours ago.

[SpaghettiPie]

It's unfortunate- you weren't the only one booted from that queue. A 2002 for you is a 2002 for everyone in that queue.
Better luck next time is all I can really say for it.

[ryouma17]

you said this was satire but i failed to see any humor

[ReiganCross]

you said this was satire but i failed to see any humor

You are aware that Satire aren't supposed to be humorous, right? Like, you can make them funny, but you don't have to...

[Mykhel]

you said this was satire but i failed to see any humor

Oof. Right over your head. Please return to the end of the line.