Your ungodly long queue times prevented me from getting important shit done

[CKNovel]

Come on, now.
We know this is a troll but starting by "My wife" is a bit too obvious.

[Vidu]

Come on, now.
We know this is a troll but starting by "My wife" is a bit too obvious.

I hope for their sake that they're a troll - spending you life trolling on an internet forum is sad enough in my book (there must be something to be found that would be a better use of ones limited time), but the thought that an actual adult lives their life like this (always assuming the game/SE is out "to get them" personally, not being able to manage their time properly (just... leaving the queue is an option after all) and consequently not being able to enjoy the game, gives me shivers. They're welcome, though. Its 33°C here right now, anything that resembles a reaction to cold is great.

[Frizze]

Come on, now.
We know this is a troll but starting by "My wife" is a bit too obvious.

I think my favorite bit is the mothers role in all this. They had a hot tub jacuzzi taken out so she could use the room for a home office? Who uses the bathroom for a home office? Or why couldnt the mother be the one to let the electrician in? Or if that isnt an option, she could go to the store with the wife while OP stayed home for the electrician. "Paragraph" 3 seems to be implying that is is close to 3 hours to make this grocery trip. So why was anyone queing for anything 3 hours and 15 mins before electrician is supposed to be there? Seems like you should already be at the bus stop to make sure you get home early enough. Calling this bad time management is an absurd attack on the concept of time itself. One more thing...

It is as if Stormblood normal raids are LAST PRIORITY for normal raid roulettes

As EorzeaWanderer pointed out, they ARE the last priority. All 8 of the people in the que must be level 70-80, all of them need to have done the stormblood raids which are optional, and none of them can meet the criteria for a faster filling group. EW had it right. The alex raids are in the free trial now(for the people who really milk it), and eden still drops gear(well, tokens) that could be an upgrade for some people at max level. At this point, stormblood normal raids are just for glam and side story.

Final thought. When you saw the que starting to go long, why didnt you join in to help speed it up? A summoner wouldnt be much help, but a tank or heals(like scholar) could have taken that que time way down. A nice poster like you, im sure you arent going to say that youre too selfish to play a class that isnt your favorite if it means helping your wife with something she wants to accomplish. And CLEARLY she wanted this if you guys are going without food for her to try getting it.