Parsers add replayability for casual players

[WoW]

There are plenty of situations in life where it's in your best interest to prioritize being friendly over being honest.

"Hey boss, your wife is fat!" "Hey waiter, if you were better educated you wouldn't have to be a servant working for tips." "Now why do I keep getting fired, and why does all the food at Denny's taste like urine?!"

Hey you, if your DPS was good you wouldn't be bothered with a parser!