y’know if you think about it elezen could dunk on everyone in basketball

[CrispyUnicycle]

they got the height, they got the hops, and they don’t got funky horns to mess up their shot

if there were teams of each character race in the game the Elezen Dragoons would bizzity bop everyone

[ScottDoom]

Weird thread, but yes.

I don't remember where I am on the height slider, but as an Elezen I am constantly surprised that I am the tallest in all my duties and FC gatherings.

[ItMe]

And then I can be your Muggsy Bogues.
Or... maybe two of me in a trenchcoat can.

[Arngrim_Greyashe]

Roegadyn would do what they're good at and wall the giraffes.

[Big_Panda]

Basketball is a discrimination against lalafells

[CrispyUnicycle]

you say that until estinien shows up and jumps over everyone

[Melichoir]

Basketball is a discrimination against lalafells

You sure? You ever see the vertical jump on a lalafell? It's like 2-3 times their height.

Lalafells can jump. We're the secret MVPs.

[Alestorm]

Miqo'te would dominate any kind of race, since in lore they can sprint and swim for hours without tiring.

[SturmChurro]

Roegadyn would do what they're good at and wall the giraffes.

Heck yeah, ROE are pretty much built for football. They'd literally break Elezen necks.

[Gothicshark]

they got the height, they got the hops, and they don’t got funky horns to mess up their shot

if there were teams of each character race in the game the Elezen Dragoons would bizzity bop everyone

Umm, I'm Built like an Elezen IRL same height and everything, and frankly, I can't dunk. I'm too pale-skinned to jump according to the movies in the 90s. Being an over 6-foot tall Scottish Jew doesn't mean I'm any good at basketball.