45 minutes of cutscenes...

[Hysterior]

I just finished the 45 - FOURTY-CRAZY-FIVE minutes of cutscenes at the end of patch 2.55.

Hey you! Yes, you!
Tired of looking like a Lalafel? Want to Ronso some Miqotes?

Introducing the FFXIV Workout:
- Waiting for a duty to pop? Push-ups until your hear the bell
- In a cutscene? Squats until your character can be controlled again
- In a PF waiting for the party to fill? Crunches.

Congratulations, you are now RIPPED!
You are very welcome!

For donations, get in touch with my retainer.
K bye.

[molleafauss]

Hey you! Yes, you!
Tired of looking like a Lalafel? Want to Ronso some Miqotes?

Introducing the FFXIV Workout:
- Waiting for a duty to pop? Push-ups until your hear the bell
- In a cutscene? Squats until your character can be controlled again
- In a PF waiting for the party to fill? Crunches.

Congratulations, you are now RIPPED!
You are very welcome!

For donations, get in touch with my retainer.
K bye.

/clap
I could actually practice my handstand.
Oh, but I want the squats and pushup emotes in game! I see too many soldier doing it, I want my Roegadyn ripped also!