Well I have new names for White and Black. Stupid Evil and Derp.

Stupid Evil tells Cid that he needs him to tell him about Allag, then proceeds to try to kill him when he refuses. This is the same guy who thinks that "Nothingness" is awesome.

Derp is the guy who kinda likes Eorzea and Cid but doesn't have the balls to do anything but sit there and be conflicted.