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    PeppermintBrown's Avatar
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    Xiala Narian
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    Balmung
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    Quote Originally Posted by SturmChurro View Post
    Bikini tanking has logical reasons, like distracting enemies and having full body movement*. Think of Conan the barbarian wearing just a pelt. Crafting in thongs over in limsa keeps you ready for the beach, while still being covered enough.
    Full range of movement would only be an excuse if we had a dodge tank. We don't. Distracting enemies? Most of the things we fight are monsters that don't really care how toned your abs are or how big your boobs are.

    Now, I don't mind when people tank in them, and I don't mind when SE throws us a fanservicy tank set like in the Shisui or Sky Rat sets. It's fine. But we don't need to pretend that it actually makes sense. It doesn't make sense, but that's okay.
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    Omy Song
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    Warrior Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by PeppermintBrown View Post
    Full range of movement would only be an excuse if we had a dodge tank. We don't. Distracting enemies? Most of the things we fight are monsters that don't really care how toned your abs are or how big your boobs are.

    Now, I don't mind when people tank in them, and I don't mind when SE throws us a fanservicy tank set like in the Shisui or Sky Rat sets. It's fine. But we don't need to pretend that it actually makes sense. It doesn't make sense, but that's okay.
    She' s joking, for God's sake.
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    Sturm Churro
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    Marilith
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeppermintBrown View Post
    Full range of movement would only be an excuse if we had a dodge tank. We don't. Distracting enemies? Most of the things we fight are monsters that don't really care how toned your abs are or how big your boobs are.

    Now, I don't mind when people tank in them, and I don't mind when SE throws us a fanservicy tank set like in the Shisui or Sky Rat sets. It's fine. But we don't need to pretend that it actually makes sense. It doesn't make sense, but that's okay.
    It makes complete sense. I'll have you know my sun hat bikini glam on a tank gives me the same amount of protection as my gunbreaker in an armor glam. We are living in a simulation, and the perceived "armor" offers the exact same amount of protection as a bikini.
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    Aisha Starglow
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeppermintBrown View Post
    Full range of movement would only be an excuse if we had a dodge tank. We don't. Distracting enemies? Most of the things we fight are monsters that don't really care how toned your abs are or how big your boobs are.

    Now, I don't mind when people tank in them, and I don't mind when SE throws us a fanservicy tank set like in the Shisui or Sky Rat sets. It's fine. But we don't need to pretend that it actually makes sense. It doesn't make sense, but that's okay.
    Sturm Churro has a rather sacastic and unique sense of humor so don't take most of the things she says seriously since they are likely mostly jokes. Once u learn to recognize htem they can be quite funny and she makes (sometimes) the thread more fun to be at
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