Are there any waifu threads around here?

[Adonan]

If not, we should start one. I would like to see who the most popular waifu is. Perhaps someone could direct me to a poll?

[Saefinn]

When running a survey for stuff for my FC I threw in some joke questions like "who should I get a waifu pillow of?". It was a draw between Doctor Robotnik, Lyse and Merlwyb.

And out of curiosity I found a Doctor Robotnik waifu pillow, but it was $65 and seems a bit much to pay for a dumb joke.

[Jybril]

I win!
Guess we can close thread now?
Jk (kinda -shifty eyes-)

[Jennah]

Hope you don't mind your pillow getting stabbed with a katana.

[Adonan]

Y'shtola has always been and will always be my waifu. Yes, I've reached that point in the Rak'Tika Greatwood story, and nothing has changed.

[Zol_blade]

I win!
Guess we can close thread now?
Jk (kinda -shifty eyes-)

[Adonan]

Nevermind, false alarm, for those of you who made it that far in the story.

[E4EO]

This thread made me realize that I don’t find any of the female FF14 characters attractive, or waifu material, so to say.

Maybe Sadu or Merlwyb, as I’m not into cutesy wutsy/shy/submissive women and and those two don’t have even the slightest inkling of those traits. Only problems are is Sadu is fcking insane (please don’t ban me again), and Merlwyb is essentially a pirate queen running a glorified den of pirates, so I’m not sure how much better she is than Sadu really.

[Adonan]

Been there; done that. I was banned for calling someone a little b---- because they were complaining about something or another (probably said the f-word in there somewhere too). I think it had something to do with a player being called a pedophile for playing a Lalafell. Their feelings were hurt and I called them out for being a thin skinned punk. I'm pretty sure it was a female that started the thread, which would certainly explain why everyone was being so bloody sympathetic and encouraging her weakness. Long story short, the reply was deleted and I was banned for a few days.

At any rate, back on topic. I can see why you might call Sadu your waifu, as I like her character for the same reason, but she isn't my waifu. Honestly, I could never understand what people see in Merlwyb. I mean she's not bad, but my character started in Uldah so I never got to know her better.

[Adonan]

I've searched Google and now feel like I'm the only person on this rock we call a planet that thinks Y'shtola waifu material. What is it about her that turns everyone off?